Mrs Christine Brampston of Chiswick said, "Mufrap El Nibor is such a lovely man, with an opinion on everything. He is not only a genius, but a kind warm hearted man who loves animals and cares deeply for traditional family values. He is an inspiration to us all in these troubled times."
[ ... ] just have a chinese for dinner tonight,? I can't be bothered cooking.
You: I am led to believe that Stoffy is Satans stool pigeon.
Wife: Pardon?
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