The long awaited cabinet re-shuffle by singer and chirpy cockney Joe Brown has been announced today.
Brown's long awaited announcement was greeted with a mixture of excitement and disdain as he announced:
1. The photo of his daughter will be moved to the mantelpiece, leaving room for his open university degree (Humanities) certificate.
2. The ornament which was broke during a wild rock n roll party is to be replaced by a framed certificate awarded to Joe by Nelson Mandela for his outstanding mark in his advanced drivers test.
3. Joe's longest serving member of the cabinet, the Diploma in Carpentry has been sensationally moved to the attic, with his newest award, the Confined Spaces certificate (attendance only) taking its place.
An insider who didn't want to be identified said this morning that Brown was satisfied his re-shuffle would meet with the approval of the electorate, but warned of tough times ahead.
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Mufrap El Nibor.