Dear friends,
Can any intelligent person out there in Blogland, please tell why men and women are so bloody different, because I'm buggered if I can work it out!
Kindest Regards,
Mufrap El Nibor
Posts archive for: November, 2006
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I'm in trouble
@ Monday, 27. Nov, 2006 – 10:44:56 am
Hello,
Mufrap El Nibor here reporting that I'm in deep trouble with my lovely wife, Mrs El Nibor.
I've been in Yorkshire for the weekend, by myself. On Saturday night I went out and got pissed with my mates. No worries about that you might think....WRONG!
You would think I'd turned into Myra Hindley, Peter Sutcliffe, Jade Goody and Adolf Hitler overnight, and had decided to grow breasts!
What was my heinous crime friends? I DIDN'T BLOODY PHONE HER WHEN I SAID I WOULD! Now my life is hell, and I think I may have to consult a lawyer.
I bought her some flowers, crawled, grovelled and apologised but it's not enough.
I'm not a happy man. By the way, on the subject of Adolf Hitler, apparently, although he was a really bad and evil person, at least he managed to make the trains run on time. Is this true?
Kindest Regards,
Mufrap El Nibor.
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Slosh anyone?
@ Friday, 24. Nov, 2006 – 09:39:56 am
Guten Morgen my friends,
No reason the the German really other than I've been in work for less than an hour and so far the topics we've covered are:
1. Rory Gallagher.
2. Scissor Sisters gig in Glasgow last Sunday.
3. Richard Ashcroft. (gig on Wed)
4. Morrissey. (gig on Sat)
5. Malt whiskey.
6. Vodka.
7. The slosh (NOT connected with any of the above).
8. Lack of sleep.
9. Troublesome teenagers.
10. German helmets.
11. Britsh football teams in Europe.Not bad is it? Anyone care to let us have their topics for discussion so far this morning?
By the by.....the Slosh is a popular dance in Scotland and the north of England at weddings and family do's in case any of you didn't know. I'm interested to know how many others of you out there, particularly in the London area have partaken of ther slosh, or maybe you prefer the 'Alley cat'?
Kindest regards,
Mufrap El Nibor.
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Small feet...
@ Friday, 17. Nov, 2006 – 10:24:13 am
In our office yesterday, a member of our staff (Let's call him Jim), actually admitted to having extremely small feet for a man. He wears size 5 shoes.
Apparently, the advantage of having small feet is that he can avoid paying VAT on shoes, because he can buy kids shoes. He did openly admit that he has bought ladies shoes in the past.
Makes you think doesn't it?
Kindest Regards,
Mufrap.
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The Problem With....Swinging Scenes
@ Tuesday, 14. Nov, 2006 – 12:49:19 pm
Hi folks,
Today in the office, for some reason we were discussing local swinging scenes, and I'm wondering if they are as numerous as we all suspect.
Further research indicates that...
1 in 5 couples are actively engaged in a local swinging scene!Now, there are 10 people in our office, all with a partner, which means that 2 out of the 9 of us are swingers (because I'm not a swinger you see).
Makes you think doesn't it?
Kind Regards,
Mufrap.